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Most confusing first sentence in a press release ever?

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“[Name redacted], a leading provider of enterprise search, automatic categorization and eDiscovery systems for law firms and enterprises, today announced the availability of the [name redacted]™ 5.1 platform, which combines robust navigation and grouping controls over external content with multi-layered security to deliver a deep and powerful federated search framework.”

WHAT????!!!!

Written by guterman

November 16, 2007 at 8:24 am

Posted in web 2.0, work

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  1. That was easily googled. The company and product name are equally beautiful. 🙂

    elkit

    November 17, 2007 at 6:31 pm

  2. Thanks, Elke. You’ve offered a little extra gift to the readers if they want to spend a little extra time on this. Not that anyone should spend more time with that sentence than necessary.

    Jimmy

    November 17, 2007 at 6:45 pm


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